Putin attacks Head of GRU

The head of GRU, Col-Gen Igor Korobov, was badly shaken and fell ill after being given a dressing down by the Russian President

Russian leader Vladimir Putin is angry and shocked at the amateurish outings of his spies. He is amazed and saddened over 'deep incompetence' shown in the Salisbury poisonings and other international operations. The furious Russian president therefore had no choice than to personally tongue-lash the head of the Russian spy agency GRU. However, this has resulted in the sudden illness of the spy boss.



Apprehended : Russian spies


Russia became a laughing stock after the second Salisbury suspect was named as a GRU doctor. He had given himself away by using his first name and real date of birth on his fake identity passport. Dr Alexander Mishkin's false identification papers also listed GRU headquarters in Moscow as his home address.

The moronic spies behind recent missions in Britain, the Netherlands and the US have also come under attack from Russian Defence Ministry officials.

Double agent Sergey Skripal and his daughter Yulia were poisoned by the chemical agent called novichok in Salisbury in March

Some British politicians have wondered why a medical doctor should have been part of a team of GRU operatives that attempted to deliver a lethal poison to their target - and accidentally killed another person by mistake.